http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/ Equipe Rapide Sports Car Club en serge12 http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=32 2008-05-13T22:48:11-05:00 serge12 Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, f... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=31 2007-12-29T19:52:58-05:00 serge12 A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her the... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=30 2007-12-26T10:56:08-05:00 serge12 A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me." http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=29 2007-07-21T15:59:47-05:00 serge12 A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=28 2007-07-04T10:31:45-05:00 serge12 A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=27 2007-03-19T19:08:29-05:00 serge12 During a poker game, Carl, Jim, and David lost pretty bad to Serge who took all their stuff (money, watches, other stuff people bet with when they run out of money). and they are pretty angry about all this, so Carl, Jim and David go and rob Serge's house that night, looking for all the stuff Serge had won from them. while they are robbing Serge's house, Carl stubbed his toe on one of Serge's championship trophys. Serge hears this and asks &q... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=26 2007-03-14T23:34:22-05:00 serge12 A little boy ran away from home and a cop saw him and said "Hey little boy, what are you doing?" The little boy replied "I'm running away from home." The cop asked him "Why are you doing that?" The little boy replied "Because my dad beats me." The cops says "Oh, well get in the car and I will take you to your mother's." And the little boy says "No, no! She b... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=25 2007-01-30T13:53:18-05:00 serge12 It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went ... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=24 2007-01-21T20:19:16-05:00 Captain Carl The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747 (call sign "Speedbird 206") after landing: Speedbird 206: "Top of the morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 c... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=23 2007-01-15T23:01:28-05:00 serge12 George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First,why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin L...