http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/ Equipe Rapide Sports Car Club en sergio http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=36 2009-06-11T12:14:32-05:00 sergio A mature (over 60) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Mature Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Mature Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Mature Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Mature Woman: I can't do that. Offi... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=35 2009-05-27T15:58:28-05:00 sergio Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=34 2009-01-07T09:59:14-05:00 sergio A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "So you would LOVE them", GOD repli... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=33 2009-01-05T16:10:00-05:00 sergio A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away ... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=32 2008-05-13T22:48:11-05:00 sergio Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, f... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=31 2007-12-29T19:52:58-05:00 sergio A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her the... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=30 2007-12-26T10:56:08-05:00 sergio A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me." http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=29 2007-07-21T15:59:47-05:00 sergio A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore... http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=28 2007-07-04T10:31:45-05:00 sergio A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" http://www.erscc.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=27 2007-03-19T19:08:29-05:00 sergio During a poker game, Carl, Jim, and David lost pretty bad to Serge who took all their stuff (money, watches, other stuff people bet with when they run out of money). and they are pretty angry about all this, so Carl, Jim and David go and rob Serge's house that night, looking for all the stuff Serge had won from them. while they are robbing Serge's house, Carl stubbed his toe on one of Serge's championship trophys. Serge hears this and asks &q...